The truth is the truth, rarely pure, never simple.

sarahismyfavorite: weneedtodothissayruh

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:57:23 -0500

sarahismyfavorite:

weneedtodothissayruh

wheeliechair: faeking: tastefullyoffensive: A mother goose...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:52:49 -0500

wheeliechair:

faeking:

tastefullyoffensive:

A mother goose and her goslings.

omg

nature

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:13:58 -0500

lezgetsexual: jamaican-me-happy: bbqutie: SHE DID THAT...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:06:40 -0500

lezgetsexual:

jamaican-me-happy:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

I CAN’T EVEN

HER EXIT THOUGH

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD

I LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW

SHES TOO FUCKING MUCH.

did-you-kno: Source

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:02:19 -0500

did-you-kno:

Source

iatemy-gluestickk: killette: “How will your tattoos look when...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:17:30 -0500

iatemy-gluestickk:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

This is my favorite post ever

eat-my-bloody-crumpet: thedisembowelist: You see this bitch?...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:49:05 -0500

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

Whoa it’s a beauty *O*

thesoupofthedayiswhiskey: theofficialariel: imitation13lack: d...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:43:51 -0500

thesoupofthedayiswhiskey:

theofficialariel:

imitation13lack:

dreamyplatypus:

hahn117:

dot-ed:

Is Your Red The Same as My Red?

I’VE HAD THIS HYPOTHESIS IN MY HEAD FOREVER

EVERY TIME I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS PEOPLE THINK I’M WEIRD!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO

I once had a three hour discussion on this topic. Also, watch the whole video, it’s cool.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:20:57 -0500

justwatchthesunrise: surfandhangloose: l-l0ve-y0u: Oh my...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:18:39 -0500

justwatchthesunrise:

surfandhangloose:

l-l0ve-y0u:

Oh my god

my boyfriend read this to me when he first asked me out. :’)

;laksjdf;laksjdf ugh ugh ugh this made me so happppppy

hotbiochemist: dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:54:50 -0500

hotbiochemist:

dressedinslowmotion:

Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.

man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:51:55 -0500

"I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:19:36 -0500

““I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.””

- Stephen Jay Gould (via 5footabstract)

FOREVER REBLOG!

(via knowledgeequalsblackpower)

why stephen jay gould is my favorite

(via le-kif-kif)

companion-alivia: myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: mylitt...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:16:29 -0500

companion-alivia:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

I YOU DONT WANT THIS ON YOUR BLOG YOU ARE WRONG

Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:12:05 -0500

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:44:36 -0500

I love this!

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:35:24 -0500

I love this!

tristan-mckie-is-here: inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesocia...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:18:55 -0500

tristan-mckie-is-here:

inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:

destielarryziam:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why didn’t aladdin have nipples

if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time

tumblr asks the real questions

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:06:39 -0500

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:03:00 -0500