The truth is the truth, rarely pure, never simple.

lezgetsexual:

jamaican-me-happy:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

I CAN’T EVEN

HER EXIT THOUGH

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD 

I LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW

SHES TOO FUCKING MUCH.

(Source: horrorandglamour)

iatemy-gluestickk:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

This is my favorite post ever

(Source: thievinggenius, via thenewp3t3rpan)

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

thedisembowelist:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

Whoa it’s a beauty *O*

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

Whoa it’s a beauty *O*

(Source: cartagra, via thenewp3t3rpan)

thesoupofthedayiswhiskey:

theofficialariel:

imitation13lack:

dreamyplatypus:

hahn117:

dot-ed:

Is Your Red The Same as My Red?

I’VE HAD THIS HYPOTHESIS IN MY HEAD FOREVER

image

EVERY TIME I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS PEOPLE THINK I’M WEIRD!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO

I once had a three hour discussion on this topic. Also, watch the whole video, it’s cool.

(via measuringcupsinthena)

justwatchthesunrise:

surfandhangloose:

l-l0ve-y0u:

Oh my god

my boyfriend read this to me when he first asked me out. :’) 

;laksjdf;laksjdf ugh ugh ugh this made me so happppppy

justwatchthesunrise:

surfandhangloose:

l-l0ve-y0u:

Oh my god

my boyfriend read this to me when he first asked me out. :’) 

;laksjdf;laksjdf ugh ugh ugh this made me so happppppy

(via thelesbianpotato)